Total Medals Earned: 879 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,190 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
You opened your very first arcade!
You unlocked the ability to read customers thoughts!
You can finally tidy up all that mess!
You completed the first game challenge!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/500 points)
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 6/10 (145/495 points)
Rescue 100 allies
Kill 500 enemies
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Complete 10 missions
Collect 5000 gold
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Finish Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Buy all the game upgrades
Run 2000 meters in one game
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Fix the fix tank.
Get out of the basement
Solve a puzzle.
Solve a word puzzle.
Escape!
